dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you just send me my own nude
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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