p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
they need to just BURY HIM!
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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