is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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