my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
17 year olds will be the death of me.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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