I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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