Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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