She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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