UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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