I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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