Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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