ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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