i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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