Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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