Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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