he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
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i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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