It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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