I'm pants shitting drunk right now
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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