Yo dont text me then not text me
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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