I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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