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Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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