Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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