I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
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