I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Randomize