"it" just moved
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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