school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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