i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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