something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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