So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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