I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
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It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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