Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
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I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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