Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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