ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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