Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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