Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm bleeding and have questions
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