So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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