Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
there's paper in my vomit.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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