have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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