he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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