If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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