Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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