butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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