i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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