Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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