Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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