everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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