i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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