I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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