Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I will die if light touches me.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.