It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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