Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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