Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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WHICH HOTEL??
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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