Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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