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(858): View more from California

i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?

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(440): View more from Ohio

sarcasm needs its own font

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(248): View more from Michigan

Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

That's the best idea I've heard all day.

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(913): View more from Kansas

The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.

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(473): View more from Grenada-Carib

Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.

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