Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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