Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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