Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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