awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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